I Like Big Butts T-Shirt — The Ultimate Pork Butt Pitmaster Tee | BBQ Test Pit

If you aren't thinking about a 10lb pork butt when you hear this song, you’re in the wrong backyard.

This isn't some thin, flimsy "fast fashion" rag that’s going to fall apart after one cook. This is a heavyweight, 100% US cotton battle uniform. It’s built for the person who spends 12 hours managing a white oak fire just to get that perfect, bark-heavy pull.

It’s sarcastic, it’s a little inappropriate, and it’s the only thing you should be wearing while you're rubbing your meat.

Why this is your new favorite pit tee:

• Built Like a Tank: 5.3 oz/yd² fabric that can handle grease splatters, ash, and 16-hour overnight cooks without breaking a sweat.
• Ethical Quality: Crafted from 100% US-grown cotton. Because in this pit, we don't settle for cheap fillers—whether it's in our rubs or our threads.
• The "No-Itch" Guarantee: Features a tear-away label. The only thing that should be irritating you is your neighbor's pellet grill.
• Classic Pit Fit: A relaxed, timeless cut that gives you plenty of room to move—and plenty of room for those "quality control" samples.